Score: 6

"Yaaarrrgggee"

submission: Plankton Life 2

date: June 15, 2006

Okay, so a Pirate walks into a bar right, and says "Hey... did you hear about that new plankton game on newgrounds?" And the barkeep says "No, tell me about it Pirate." So the Pirate starts his story on saying how creative the game is, and how it has originality, but then a blank drawl comes to the Pirates face as he says "But i'll tell ya what mate.. it gets boring aweful quick, the evolution periods are slow, and there are no cool Galacta type upgrades..." After that the barkeep opens his laptop up out of curosity to play the newly found game the Pirate talked about.

Score: 8

"Holy Mother of Cranky Monks.."

submission: Pissed Off and Armed

date: June 5, 2006

To be honest with you.. It wasn't too bad. Actually was pretty nifty. I liked the whole sense of bunch of angry guys (100 to be exact). Just went all totally armageddon on each other. Kick ass.

Score: 8

"I agree"

submission: Training targets

date: June 5, 2006

To take on, a genre of game that been redone, and redone, revamped, and reiterated since 1985.. This isn't a bad one. There are most deffiently better ones out there.. (Not just including NewGrounds) But there are so totally way more bad ones. I liked it.. It has that warm and fuzzy feeling you get every time you smash a target. I threw you a 5 humor rating, because everytime I missed, for some strange reason, i'd laugh to myself. So, there you have it. Good Job.

Score: 4

"I rather fuck a poodle."

submission: 26 ways to die collab

date: June 5, 2006

For one... The only thing that brought a smile to my face was the music. Other then that... The style is totally bland. I wasn't too impressed by the mass of pointless deaths. But that's just me, you get 14 year old fat, drooling, goth monsters that'll rate the shit outta this. But me.. No.. And another thing.. Do you honestly think when a bullet it fired from a gun, the whole bullet, cartridge, primer, and even gun powder stay intacted? Unless the sniper scene you had some random person, throwing a cartridge at some person at 2,700Feet Per Second... No my friend... Remake your sniper scene before I shit myself again...

Anywho.. Bottom Line... Is my summary line..

Score: 4

"Explaination"

submission: Weaponmaster pt. 2

date: June 12, 2004

Alright to answer snipers review here.. Pistol being as long as the sword. That's realistic. Colt made a pistol called the "Buttline Special" back in like.. jeese.. 1890s? I can't remember, but the berral was 42 inches long, calibered as a .44? or .50, what ever was in production as lead back then.

Score: 10

"Master Peice"

submission: ~~~~PENCILMATION~~~~

date: June 12, 2004

This is very awesome, very awesome indeed. Original!

Score: 10

"Oi"

submission: Qi

date: June 4, 2004

I had to think for this film, very nice well portrayed.. You get a 5 from me, ghrapics were totally stunning. Very very very neat. And mostly what I liked about this film is.. It kept me awake, it's late at night, and a soft kind movie didn't make me fall alseep.. Kudos to you, God of no sleep.

Score: 5

"Eh..."

submission: Tod the Tortoise

date: June 4, 2004

This was a beautiful flash man, but the only thing that I didn't like was it was soo predictable.. He goes in, finds a chair, comes out it's fall, finds rake, yep it's gonna be winter, goes in gets shovel, the world's been nuked. Anyway, moral of story was cute.. Good Job on it.

Score: 9

"RANDOMATIC!!"

submission: Lost Boy

date: June 4, 2004

Completely random!!! Even the red camero type car made me think of Grand Theft Auto 1. I give this a A-+

Score: 4

"Huh?"

submission: Phallic Moose: DPH

date: June 4, 2004

Is it me or does the moose look like a penis? And is hitler saying he's a hooter? Idk, but i'd blam this mistake.